What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why is my elder sister so mean?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

What disturbed you today?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the alleged false reason behind Prince Harry's desperate demands for IPP (Intimate Partner Protection) for Meghan Markle and their family?

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No